Where you are in the running order — this speech has no fixed slot, so it matters more than for most — plus how you know the bride, what she is like when nobody is performing, two or three real moments, and something you have actually seen her and her partner do together. That last one is easy to leave out and it is what stops the speech being only about your friendship.

No. The default here is warm and gently teasing rather than a roast, because the licence to tease is not automatically yours the way it is his — say so in the tone answer and it stays warmer. If you do want it sharper, say that too and it will still land on recognition rather than exposure, the same rule as every speech in this family.

Some of them, if something in them reveals who she actually is rather than just what happened at a dress fitting. The room is currently sitting inside the event those stories are about, which is a smaller audience for them than you would think — a memory from before any of this was being planned usually lands harder, and the engine will ask for one if your answers lean heavily on planning.

It cannot invent a memory, a nickname or a person it was not given — where a detail is missing, it writes [ADD FACT: what is needed] instead of guessing. If something still reads wrong once you have the speech, say what to change and it writes it again.

Top up once, then top up again when your balance runs low. Maid of Honour Speech Writer is about 28p — never more than 40p — and you are charged only what it actually used. A change costs pence like any other run. A job that fails to generate spends nothing at all.